If Vergil Had The Deathnote...
(Note: Comical gayness involved)
Cat Wesker: If Vergil had the deathnote
Cat Wesker: he'd kill every human on earth
Katana: Even dante?
Cat Wesker: Dante is half demon . if he kills him he might as well kill himself
Katana: The Shinigami would be like Dude...you gotta slow down...we're running out of paper
Katana: Besides, the Death Note automatically refills its pages...so he can't run out
Cat Wesker: hahahaha
Cat Wesker: Vergil would write in the smallest text ever
Cat Wesker: ahahaha serious? XD
Katana: LOL jeez
Katana: But....if everyone is dead...then what will he do then
Cat Wesker: he didn't think that far.
Katana: I think while Dante is having sex with a girl the girl dies...and Dante is like...WOAH I’m so fucking good
Katana:
Cat Wesker: ahahahahaha
Cat Wesker: Dante barges into Vergil's room nekkid: hey bro, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED??? i just fucked a girl to death!!! OMG?!
Katana: Vergil: O_O OMG DANTE! *covers eyes*
Cat Wesker: Dante looks down at his own manhood: Ah shit... i fucked her but I’m not done yet.... *stares at Vergil* .... u are now responsible for this, bro.
Katana: LOL
Katana: OMFG
Katana: !!!
Katana:
Katana: Ur crazy CaT
Cat Wesker:
Katana: But this would sound like a great plot for a gay porn film
Katana: starring the both of them---Hey wait...i got it. They can be twin porn stars
Cat Wesker: of cos. i , master of yaoi, always comes up with the best plots
Katana: so....what happens then? *eats popcorn*
Cat Wesker: Vergil: i didn't do nothing.
Cat Wesker: Dante: ooooh i know what u do with that wicked little notebook of yours. I’m not your twin for nothing
Katana: TWIN POWERZ
Katana: LOL
Cat Wesker: XD telepathy?
Katana: yep
Cat Wesker: Vergil: then what makes u think i won’t write your name down now?
Katana: So he also must know that Vergil has sex dreams of hiim
Cat Wesker: Dante: because you love me, and i can jump you faster than u can write my name.
Katana: *cues the porn music...boom chika wow wow*
Cat Wesker: mwahahhaa
Cat Wesker: Sparda in the heavens thinks: it begins....
Katana: Ok...what happens then? *its getting good*
Cat Wesker: Dante: how bout we make a deal?
Cat Wesker: Vergil: what's in it for me?
Cat Wesker: Dante: if you can write my name before i jump you, i'll move out of this place and never bother u again. but if i jump u before u can do it, you gotta have sex with me every night for the next 365 days.
Katana: Wow...that's extremely hardcore
Cat Wesker: almost immediately, Vergil: I’m in.
Katana: lol
Cat Wesker: and then he jumps out of the window in front of him
Katana: Vergil's a whore
Cat Wesker: and landed outside the apartment on ground floor (they stay on the 4th floor or something)
Katana: LOL
Katana: Clever as a fox Vergil is
Cat Wesker: Dante: no no yer not getting away.
Cat Wesker: he picks up Vergil's teddy bear, infuses it with some devil trigger and throws it at Vergil's who's frantically writing "D" on the notebook right after getting up on his feet
Cat Wesker: It hits his head and the pen he's holding flies off and gets run over by a car.
Katana: Didn't know Dante could transfer his power
Cat Wesker: Vergil: Grrr!! dammit!
Katana: Remember...that Raito uses blood sumtimes to write names
Cat Wesker: Dante jumps out of the window and tries to run after Vergil
Cat Wesker: yeah but he has to cut himself with something first -_-
Katana: teeth
Katana: or his spikey hair LOL
Cat Wesker: Dante was on his tail, so he had to run first
Katana: Dante's outside naked running after his twin brother....people must think he's high on crack or sumthing
Cat Wesker: hahaha
Cat Wesker: hHAHAHHAHAHAA
Cat Wesker: OH YA HE'S NEKKID HAHAHAHAHA
Katana:
Katana: U forgot that huh
Cat Wesker: nvm it makes it more hilarious
Katana: When does Vergil get naked already
Cat Wesker: and so Vergil runs off while thinking of where he can get another pen. He didn't think of cutting himself and using his blood cos it's hard to think fast when Dante's barely a few feet away
Cat Wesker: Dante tries to do a soccer slide on him but Vergil jumps in time, except the book slips out of his hand
Katana: Yeah...with Dante's cock bouncing up and down....Vergil must be traumatized
Cat Wesker: ahahhahHAHAHAHA YAAA
Cat Wesker: Dante: aha! *jumps after the book and catches it*
Cat Wesker: Dante: you los--
Cat Wesker: then he tasted a bench slamming against his face
Cat Wesker: Vergil: MINE! *runs after the book that flies out of Dante's hands*
Cat Wesker: Dante falls face flat onto the ground, little chirping birds flying around his head and his ass publicly spread to the public
Cat Wesker: 2 seconds later he hears the police behind him.
Katana: LOL
Cat Wesker: waking up immediately, he sees Vergil sprinting off to a nearby bookstore
Cat Wesker: he gets up immediately and proceeds to chase after him, stealing a kid's skateboard along the way
Cat Wesker: Vergil enters the bookstore and immediately grabs a pen on the cashier's table and starts writing
Katana: What is the Shinigami doing while this is happening?
Cat Wesker: Dante catches up fast and is preparing to jump onto Vergil after crashing thru the glass door when Vergil air tricks away to a corner,
Cat Wesker: and Dante crashes against the bookshelves.
Katana: Ok....a bloodied up naked Dante is no longer sexy but crazy looking...not he definitely looks like a crack addict
Cat Wesker: Vergil hastily tries to finish the last alphabet "E" when Dante activates quiksilver
Cat Wesker: he runs and leaps on Vergil just as Vergil finishes writing "e" and then quiksilver deactivates
Cat Wesker: Dante: GOTCHA!
Cat Wesker: both of them slide and hit the wall
Cat Wesker: Dante: mwahahahahaha!!! you LOSE!
Cat Wesker: Vergil turns the book around and shows Dante the page with his name: no YOU lose.
Katana: PWNED
Cat Wesker: Dante: oh fuck no way, another draw??
Katana: ASTRAL FINISH
Cat Wesker: Vergil: now get your throbbing cock off me.
Katana: lol
Cat Wesker: but then they hear sirens and stuff nearby: put your hands up in the air!
Katana: Can't believe Dante still has a hard on
Cat Wesker: Dante looks up to see a strong light shining at them, it's the police. there're bout 5 police cars and 20 or so cops with their guns ready
Cat Wesker: Vergil & Dante: Auw shit...
Cat Wesker: "you are under arrest for a shitload of insane and perverted acts!" is what they last heard before they were taken to the police station
Cat Wesker: Dante while handcuffed: it's all your fault.
Cat Wesker: Vergil: pfft.
Cat Wesker: Dante: if you'd just let me fuck u we wouldn't have to end up like this.
Katana: LOL
Cat Wesker: Vergil: speaking of which you're supposed to die. i wrote your bloody name in the book. Why didn't u die?? <I couldn't care less if u move out, i know you'd move back in the next day>
Katana: They'll probably tazer Dante cause he's acting like a complete lunatic
Cat Wesker: (hahahaha i know eeeh hahaha)
Cat Wesker: Dante: mwahahha, it's a secret.
Katana: He did a Near move didn't he
Cat Wesker: so when they're finally released, which is like a week later cos Lady was almost too lazy to bail them out,
Katana: Why would she bail Vergil out
Cat Wesker: Vergil got his lawyer friends to find out if Dante had changed his name
Katana: lol
Cat Wesker: and he found out he did. He was planning to immediately write it down before Dante gets the chance to jump him again but he didn't have the heart to this time.
Cat Wesker: Dante: Wanna know my new name?
Cat Wesker: lady: not really.
Cat Wesker: Dante: Dante Loves Vergil.
Cat Wesker: lady siiigggghsssssssss: Whatever.
Cat Wesker: -- the end --
Katana: LOL
Katana: Imagine if he goes to get a Driver's License....Name please...Dante Love Vergil
Katana: O_o
by Cat Wesker
August 2009